Nerf Tactics: Scenario Tactics: Squad Warfare

Squad Warfare is a way of improving teamwork on either side of a conflict. Squad warfare also makes the fight both longer and more interesting. Squad warfare is not exactly a Scenario, but a set of rules by which you can play a scenario.

RULES: they are complex and confusing to write in longhand form, so I'll shorten them down

squads can be any number, from two to 30

In each squad there is/are:

1 Leader, who has infinite "Revivals (Revives)"

(in case of bigger numbers, "medics" who also have infinite "revives" can be installed)

X number of regular grunts (all who are not medics nor leaders) who have 1 "revive"

if all members of a squad are down and cannot be revived, then the squad is eliminated and cannot enter combat for the remainder of the round (unless some arbitrary referee says otherwise)

RULES REGARDING REVIVES:

if you are hit (anywhere) you must go down on one knee with at least one hand on your head and NEITHER hand on the firing end of the weapon (i.e hand touching the grip on your weapon, or finger touching the trigger)

to revive someone, you must place BOTH hands on BOTH shoulders of the one who is down. 

revives only work within a squad (one CANNOT revive an enemy or non-squadmate)

if you have taken down an enemy, it is not technically against the rules to "puppyguard" the down foe, but it is EXTREMELY unsporting and therefore unrequested.

TACTICS:

usually it works best to have the grunts be the ones who save their revives for the Leader or medic. 

for those who are attacking a squad, simple "divide and conquer" tactics have worked all too well, flanking is always a good tactic, as well. other than that, simply "be a better squad than them" is a good mentality for winning.

Nerf Tactics: Small-arms Tactics: Nerf Stampede ECS

just a really cool picture of one

Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS
Length: 2.5'
Rng: S-M
Electronic Automatic
Clip System
Safety Switch, foregrip

this weapon is a really good idea. it really is. an automatic Nerf gun that uses clips and is not as bulky as the Nerf Vulcan. when I saw it being advertised, I nearly peed my pants I was so excited. it had looks, plenty of rail space (for all my fun gadgets), a cool-pseudo-bullpup look to it, AND it even had a shield and convertible bipod/foregrip! even before I fired it, I loved it! all the batteries it required gave it a very nice-feeling weight, and the fact that I didn't need to cock the gun to check my ammo was phenomenal!
Two things I also enjoyed: the safety switch and the clip release (two really small things, I know; but I still like them)

then I fired it. this is where the gun becomes a horror story.
it had little to no effective range. the darts came out slower than a paraplegic convalescent who travels by crawling, and there was a half a second time interval between the trigger pull and the dart actually being fired (this may seem like a trifle until you are in a CQB environment, where a tenth of a second is almost too long). I was heartbroken! I wanted SOOOOOO much for this gun to be the best gun since the Longshot, or even an improvement on the Vulcan, but it doesn't even come close!
even in a field test, I tried using it in combat and ended up feeling embarrassed as an enemy well within normal Nerf gun range was too far away for my stampede to reach!
in short: I love the looks of it, IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!!, but the performance is pathetic.

The Stampede's low rate of fire and restricted range make this gun at best difficult to utilize unless one was providing cover fire in a CQB environment.

***DISCLAIMER***
I do not mean to insult the engineers, who undoubtedly spent months designing the Nerf guns. I just tell things like they are. I do not know exactly what restrictions are in place to protect the lawsuit-happy, but I do know this: the Stampede could use some better mechanics (it has been done!). if anybody from Hasbro is reading this and does feel insulted, my apologies.

Nerf Tactics: Small-arms Tactics: Nerf firefly rev-8

Nerf N-Strike Firefly Rev-8
length: 15"
bullpup style top-pump action
revolving clip
dart holders on stock
gun lights
medium-long range

I don't care much for this weapon. I'm also not the most open-loadout guy either, I like to keep to the general things that work and that's it. this gun is good. do not think that I don't suggest this, but I will nitpick at this gun. although the gun is short for a good useage in a CQB environment, the cocking mechanism (located on the back of the gun) is unweildly to use and impossible to cock while the gun is at your shoulder. the rotating barrel is compatible with almost any other dart EXCEPT the streamline darts (which are hte only darts i carry). I've never cared for the rotating barrels, because they make it difficult at best to reload in a combat situation. the dart holders on the back of the gun are a good addition and do make up (somewhat) for the lack of a clip system.the lights... COMPLETELY USELESS unless you are trying to draw attention to yourself while in a dark room.

the Firefly Rev-8 is a suitable weapon for both long distances and for close encounters. despite being difficult to cock while in a combat situation, this weapon is a good choice for a nerf arsenal.

Nerf Tactics: Small-arms Tactics: Nerf Vulcan EBF-25

Nerf N-strike Vulcan
length: 2.5'
Chain- Fed open bolt action
folding tripod
Medium-long range


to me, this weapon could be ten times better and it would be in my compliment of weapons if the darned thing has a stock on the back of the gun! the handle is  just too small and I don't like shooting from the hip. to regard the chain, it would be nice if the chain was not as expensive as it is, prolonging fight time. another bone to pick is the slow rate of fire. I like the idea of automatic nerf guns, but the ROF on this is pitifully low. in general, it would make a good gun for someone who is not me.


the Vulcan is a preferable support weapon, although it has a low rate of fire, it is still extremely effective for forcing enemies to take cover. It neither has portability nor the right accuracy for an assault purpose. to conclude: this weapon is made for stationary suppressive support, and not much else.  

Nerf Tactics: Small-arms Tactics: Nerf Nitefinder.

Nerf N-strike Nitefinder
length: 8"
Pullback action
"tactical laser/light"
Short range

This one is a fickle weapon. I've used some that are the most reliable weapon I've used. others I have been given have been no more useful than decoration. I there fore don't know what to say about them. they're a wonderful concealed weapon, and they're meant to be a sidearm due to their very slow reload time (about 3 seconds per bullet) the "tactical laser" that they have is a poor excuse of a light with a very crude focusing beam. all in all, I say this weapon is a dice roll. i can be the most reliable weapon you've had, it could be the worst hunk of junk you've ever used.

the Nitefinder is a simple, stripped down nerf gun. it has a simple pull-back action that pulls the spring for the plunger. as a whole, this weapon is a generally reliable weapon, manufacturing anomalies may cause the weapon to become unreliable or even useless. this weapon has a range that is suited for short range fighting only and is therefore reserved for sidearm purposes only.

Nerf Tactics: Scenario Tactics: Assaulting & Defending a target

the names for this scenario are as numerous as there are nuns in a convent: Capture the flag, Bomb Escort, Search and destroy, base assault, etc. The basic structure of the game is one team is assaulting a fixed base to get to an object or to destroy all the targets. this is a review of common tactics and the most suggested approach to the game.

ASSAULTING: this team has a clear advantage in the game. not by numbers, but by mere spread. whereas the defending team has one spot to stick to, the attacking team  has a 360 degree range to attack from, which puts all those defending in a very hard spot. the most common and successful tactic is to spread out and attack weak points when they are exposed. they find weak points by staying just at the edge of the range of the guns. this wastes their ammunition and buys you time to mount an offensive against their weak points.

   I (being the guy who loves the game for its tactical enrichment) would suggest you try a different approach to the scenario just because the tactic for the offensive is so simple and used so often it's too easy to win. Instead of surrounding and attacking, you could stick together as a team and attack one spot, or it could just be a charge to see how far one can get in. 

To win, I would suggest the common surround and destroy tactic just because of its success rate and its simplicity.

DEFENDING: I'll tell you this: you got the shortest end of the stick. to defend one spot is the hardest thing I've ever done in a war. In the scenarios I've seen, I've noticed one tactic that seems to delay the attacking forces the best: choke points. A choke point is a spot where you direct the other forces into a small area. this allows you to concentrate your fire into one place, increasing kill ratios. other tactics I've seen were multi-stage bases (effective if the defending team is larger than 15 people), decoy bases (DO NOT do this idea, it effectively grants the enemy cover), and gauntlets (long choke points, highly suggested). another suggested tactic would be to have snipers (armed with the non Nerf-approved blowguns) posted in a well-armored tower. other than those suggestions, I have no assured victory to you. If the defending team does win, I would appreciate it if you posted your defense tactic in the comments below.

Birthday meditations

I have to say that God has truly blessed me in my life. not only has he placed me in the company of so many holy men and women, but he has placed all of us in one of the most beautiful places I've ever known: Bellingham, Washington. As I was walking on my way to get to Fairhaven, I noticed the pure beauty in the bay when it was choppy. I could notice the different shades of green and blue that I would never notice when the bay was calm. I feel blessed that God gave me a day that was just as I imagined Bellingham. the wind was blowing at a good clip, with a temperature that was just cold enough to make me feel good. i feel disappointed that less people came than I imagined, but I take joy in the fact that it means MORE FOOD FOR ME! lolololololololol